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A blonde received a brand new sports car for her birthday. While driving she cut off the driver of a tractor trailer. The incensed driver motioned to blonde and told her to pull over to the side of the road. When the blonde pulled over, the truck driver pulled in behind her and marched over to her car. He took a piece of chalk from his pocket and drew a circle on the road. He yelled at the blonde and said, "Do not step outside of the circle." Then, the truck driver got inside her car and proceeded to cut her leather seats to shreds. When he turned to the blonde, she had a slight smirk her face. "You think that's funny? Well, watch this..." Then, the truck driver proceeded to get a bat from his truck and then smashed her front windshield to pieces. At that point, the blonde began laughing. "You think that's funny, too? Well, just you wait..." Then, the truck driver took a pocket knife from his pocket and sliced the blonde's tires on her car. The blonde laughed so hard that she could barely stand up. "You think that's hilarious, don't you? Well, now you're gonna get it..." Next, the truck driver took a gas can from the rear of his truck and proceeded to torch her car. When he turned to the blonde, she was on the ground, laughing out of control. "I don't get it," said the truck driver. "What's so funny? I just destroyed your brand new sports car, and your laughing like a fool." The blonde replied, "When you weren't looking, mister, I stepped outside the circle four times!"

A blonde went to a flight school, insisting she wanted to learn to fly that day. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio. He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics and sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I'm starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was becoming to fly. The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can't remember anything after I turned off the big fan."

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money,   she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind  a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But what happened to your other ear?" "The son of a gun called back!"